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[08 Nov 2006|01:14am] |
Please Vote For Me
Do everything you can to spread the word about this and vote for me! I have over $100,000 of child support and student loans to pay off and that number grows by $50,000 every year. Thanks, Ralph Dagza. Click here to vote.
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[07 Nov 2006|01:41am] |
MMmmmyeahhh, I joined 9rules, im taking new courses (masscom), congrats to paul stamatiou for winning the blogger scholarship thingy. (read the article here)
My yamaha is still new, i gained 20lbs, im in DEP (delayed entry program) for the air force, im getting paid to host my own live interactive show on talkshoe.com, i updated my status, i love bunnies that hop, dank is moving to canada, i smacked a kid with a hockey stick, fuck snow, i have pics of my new boo on my digg profile, i never updated my delicious bookmarkss, i have a hiplog now, i stole my sister's candies, i still owe 400 dollars to sprint, skype is still giving me free calls, i updated my vox, i love it when my friends visit me here in michigan, 7 of them came up here :) the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
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| pink for october |
[06 Sep 2006|03:01am] |
 For the month of October Pinkprank Radio will be going pink because October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. merely changing the colour of our site will do little in the way of raising the awareness of breast cancer. Basically we are all gonna change the colors of our layouts, or pinkify them. Here on Pinkprank Radio, we are going to pinkify our site...new css style, pink headers, pink logos, pink links because our site needs to be pinkified. If you’re interested in finding out more, go to pinkforoctober.org and get a badge put it on your website, blog, myspace etc. This is for a good cause and we all love Boobies!
Pinkprank Radio is not pink, its #eb6bb5
Latest new about me!
Im going to Florida to see my GF! i am so excited!!! im sorry but i can not hangout with all of you guys because all i want to do is to be with my girlfriend. thats it...ill be down Sept. 13 - 18.
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[24 Jun 2006|03:09pm] |
This is a mirror of a page at codebot.org which was illegally taken down by the Church of Scientology in their attempt to stifle free speech.
Scientology hurts people a lot. It hasn't stood the test of time, which makes it more of a cult than anything else. I researched Scientology for my college journalism graduate studies project and here's what I found.
As it's core tenet, Scientology teaches that all the bad things in the world come from negative life experiences. For example, if you were bitten by a dog as a child, without realizing it you might develop an irrational fear of dogs (preventing negative life experiences is why they insist their babies be born in complete silence). Using special auditing techniques and e-meter technology, both of which Scientology claims L Ron Hubbard created, they believe they are able to remove these bad thoughts from your body.
This premise of Scientology, when explained as being part of science, seems reasonable enough to get people started in the cult.
In actuality though, both auditing and the e-meter existed before L Ron Hubbard created them. Auditing was an early type of psychoanalysis experimented with in the early part of the last century. It was soon discarded when the experts of the time came to the conclusion it had no real lasting therapeutic value. The e-meter is based on the same technology as a primitive lie detector.
At first they introduce you to courseware and studies using seemingly innocuous subjects such as tapes on how to have a happy marriage, and how to control you’re eating habits. Where things get really weird is when they teach you to hate psychology and require you to pay money, lots of it, for the courses and auditing sessions. These materials and sessions are required to progress up the Scientology ladder.
As you progress up the ladder, the church begins to reveal more information about itself to you. They contend it can’t be revealed to you all up front, because the information is so powerful, that if you were to hear about it with an unprepared mind it would kill you (it's that powerful). What they begin to reveal is that all the negative energy trapped inside you are actually thetans, and that thetans are wandering immortal souls carrying past life experiences.
If at some point you cannot continue to pay for the courseware and the auditing sessions, you will be offered a thousand year contract to serve the church for free, in lieu of the fees. You see, the church begins to teach their followers that by following the courseware they will eventually become immortal, and a thousand years is pittance in comparison to forever.
Working for the church is something that can turn quite unpleasant. It's like an army structure without the organization. Superiors abuse and degrade their workers. They make them do the worst jobs, and can have them locked away using a special confinement technique.
Eventually the courses teach you that once you reach the state of "clear" all thetans will be purged from you body. After "clear" you progress to an OT (operating thetan). As an OT you will begin to develop supernatural powers (John Travolta is a high level OT).
It's in the OT levels that the church begins to tell you the true story of the universe. They teach you that the thetans were actually hundreds and hundreds of billions of interplanetary space beings placed on Earth by the evil galactic ruler Xenu. They were killed by Xenu when he placed their bodies around volcanoes (somewhere around Hawaii) and bombarded them with H-Bombs. Their souls attempted to escape after death, but Xenu anticipated this and had machines ready to capture them. The souls were taken to giant 3D cinemas and brainwashed into believing all kinds of bad things, like the story of God and the devil. Finally, Xenu released thetans into the atmosphere, where they began to clump together and make their way into our human ancestor's brains.
To protect all of this information, the church uses its vast sums of money to litigate into oblivion those that speak out against the church. They have an entire dictionary of terms and plays to use against people. For example, if you were in the church and knew someone critical of it they would label you a PTS, or potential trouble source. The outside person would be called a suppressive person. As a PTS you are required to get rid of the suppressive person. This leads to the Scientology policy of disconnection.
Another trick Scientology uses is spying, threatening, and record keeping. See, the contents of your auditing sessions are kept by the church. They have all your deep dark secrets, and if you ever leave and are perceived as a danger in any way, they won't hesitate to threaten you with this information. Watch the scary video of scientology doing it's spying.
Scientology is dangerous cult. They have ruined lives and killed people. If your are interested in learning more the many true life stories of people hurt by the cult, search the Internet. Just don't join their cult.
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| I hate my girlfriend |
[21 May 2006|07:54pm] |
shes like the alarming, astonishing, awe-inspiring, awful, beautiful, breathtaking, daunting, dreadful, exalted, far out, fearful, fearsome, formidable, frantic, frightening, grand, hairy*, horrible, horrifying, imposing, impressive, intimidating, magnificent, majestic, mind-blowing*, moving, nervous, overwhelming, shocking, striking, stunning, stupefying, terrible, terrifying, wonderful, wondrous, zero cool, ace, bad*, best kind, beyond compare, boss*, capital, champion, chief, choicest, cool*, crowing, culminating, finest, first, first-class, first-rate, foremost, greatest, highest, incomparable, inimitable, leading, matchless, nonpareil, number one, optimum, outstanding, paramount, peerless, perfect, pre-eminent, premium, prime, primo*, principal, sans pareil, super, superlative, supreme, terrific, tops, tough, transcendent, unequaled, unparalleled, unrivaled, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy*, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful, attractive, beaut*, bright, brilliant, centerfold*, colorful, dazzling, delightful, dream, drop-dead*, elegant, enjoyable, exquisite, fine, flamboyant, foxy*, gaudy, glittering, glorious, good, good-looking, grand, handsome, impressive, knockout*, lavish, lovely, lulu*, luxuriant, luxurious, magnificent, opulent, ostentatious, pleasing, plush, pretentious, pulchritudinous, ravishing, resplendent, showy, splendid, splendiferous, stunning, sublime, sumptuous, superb, ten, adult, arousing, bedroom, blue, come-hither*, cuddly, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, inviting, kissable, libidinous, mature, naughty, provocative, provoking, purple, racy, risqué, salty, seductive, sensual, sensuous, shady, slinky*, spicy*, steamy*, suggestive, titillating, voluptuous, ambrosial, appealing, attractive, captivation, charming, cute, darling, dear, delectable, delicious, delightful, dishy*, fetching, heavenly, lovable, luscious, pleasing, precious, sexy, suave, alluring, beautiful, beckoning, charming, drooly, enchanting, fascinating, foxy, glamorous, imperative, indomitable, ineluctable, inescapable, inevitable, inexorable, invincible, looker, lovable, mink, overpowering, overwhelming, potent, powerful, ravishing, scrumptious, seductive, sexy, stone, stunning, tempting, traffic-stopping, unavoidable, unconquerable, urgent, amorous, ardent, aroused, concupiscent, desirous, erotic, heavy*, heavy breathing, horny, hot*, hot for, lascivious, libidinous, loving, lustful, prurient, romantic, sexy, steamy*, stimulated, sultry, turned on, wanton, wistful, all heart, altruistic, beneficent, benign, big, big-hearted, bleeding heart, bounteous, bountiful, caring, chivalrous, compassionate, considerate, do-good, generous, helpful, humane, humanitarian, kind-hearted, liberal, magnanimous, philanthropic, tender-hearted, warm-hearted, well-disposed, addicted, adoring, affectionate, all over, amorous, attached, big, big for, caring, crazy about, crazy for, crazy over, devoted, doting, enamored, hooked on, indulgent, keen on, lovesome, lovey-dovey*, loving, mushy*, nutty about, nutty over, partial, predisposed, responsive, romantic, sentimental, silly over, sympathetic, tender, warm, amusing, bright, brilliant, campy*, crazy*, diverting, droll, entertaining, epigrammatic, facetious, fanciful, funny, gay, humorous, ingenious, intelligent, jocose, jocular, joshing, keen, lively, original, penetrating, piercing, piquant, quick-witted, ridiculous, scintillating, screaming*, slapstick, sparkling, waggish, whimsical, amative, amatory, aphrodisiac, ardent, attached, boy crazy*, doting, enamored, erotic, fond, girl crazy*, horny*, hot, hot for, impassioned, in love, infatuated, lovesick, lovey-dovey, loving, lustful, passionate, romantic, sweet for*, sweet on*, tender, aroused, carnal, concupiscent, erotic, horny, lascivious, lewd, libidinous, lustful, passionate, prurient, salacious, sensual and i dont get her sometimes.
but i still love her even though she just told me to fuck off
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| i suck at live journal |
[07 May 2006|05:43pm] |
so yeah, i suck at live journal...
i still dont know how to make things work here.
even though im good at html, css, ajax, php, mysql, and other web2.0 shit.
LJ is so advanced it took me like an hour to figure out how to add a friend.
so am i going to michigan? chicago? or canada?
and back on how i suck at live journal...
LJ is made by sixapart, they used to use them for my website
Movable Type which is also confusing too use and typepad,
i like typepad because it is really easy to use i also hate it because
it is so limited....
now im using wordpress 2.2 which is another example of a web 2.0 application.
im going to reboot the site soon with new css layout
for more info check out cssreboot.com
oh well, my gf is really sick and i really dont know why
so i went to church and pray
hssdsddsdsdsew3fdsf3ef3
much love
ralph dagza's alter ego
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| be a pussy, get offended about everything |
[30 Mar 2006|11:21pm] |
First off, I’m writing this rant not to cover my ass, this is not my disclaimer but this page is to anyone who flames me about my rants. There’s a good chance the person flaming me ONLY read one rant and decided he or she was offended and decided to flame me without bothering to find out what the hell my page is about.
My opinions are so much better than yours, so send me your hatemails
I’ll only accept flames from open-minded people. If you’re close-minded and think YOUR views are the only correct views, then don’t bother emailing me. My views are my own, be it completely wrong or just mildly right or the complete opposite of your own. You don’t see ME flaming you on your views do you? That’s because I KNOW they’re your own opinions and I know well enough not to try and shove my own opinions down your throat.
Ooh, how is that so? How am I not trying to shove my own views in your face when I’m putting such slander on my webpage? Because NO ONE told you to read my page.
My rants are my opinions. I don’t care if my opinions are a bad influence on little kids who read my rants and believe them to be truth. Why? Because I believe it’s a parent’s job to keep their kids from being influenced by ‘bad’ things like my rants. Man, wouldn’t it be funny if I write a rant about how the world sucks and committing suicide is a good option and some kid takes it to heart and really commits suicide? That’s one less dumb fuck this world has to worry about. And if someone complains to me about what happened, I’ll consider it akin to that mother getting pissed off at Sony for her son committing suicide over Ever Quest because she kept bitching at him to stop playing the game and he didn’t want to. I believe It’s the MOTHER’S damn fault, because she didn’t realize there was a problem until it was too late.
My rants are my opinions. Did I already mention that? How you view my stinking opinion is your prerogative. It just seems rather stupid that someone’s opinions seems to affect you like my rants do. Are you the kinda people that get offended at everything, like the swastika? I point out lots of things in my rant that, if close-minded, you’re not going to understand. Do you know what that means? You’re flaming me on something you don’t understand. And last but not least, my rants are my opinions. You see a pattern here? I’m trying to be redundant to pound it into your head that ‘MY RANTS ARE MY OPINIONS’.
Why do I want my opinions known? I seek attention. I’m a lonely person that you should pity who seeks attention from someone, anyone. I am crying out for help because ranting is the only way I know how to do so. You should pray for me for this poor sheep and gone astray from the flock called ‘conformity’. Don’t worry, you can’t help me. I am beyond help. It’s best to consider me a lost cause and move on with your life and hope there are less people like me.
If you don’t like my rants, just ignore it. Is that so hard? I never told you to read it. Frankly, for you to read a rant and be offended, think of how I will see you? YOU just read through what you probably consider filth all the way until the end and wrote up an email to my rant. How stupid does that make you?
Before you flame me, read the entire rant, whichever rant it is you’ve read. After you’re done, read my other rants. Why? Because after reading ‘em, you’ll realize I write what I write because I like being a devil’s advocate. I write what I write not necessarily to offend people, although sometimes it can’t be helped, but more along lines of wanting to get you thinking differently from your close-mindedness. Unfortunately, if you’re close-minded about what I’m trying to get you thinking about, that’s probably a good reason why you get offended in the first place.
Also, let’s get things straight. I’m an asshole. I’m a dick. I’m a motherfucker. I’m a cunt. I’m a prick. I’m a dumb Chink (a derogatory term for asian). I’m EVERYTHING that you say I am. You know what? I don’t care because I’ve been told to my face these things and brushed them off. How easy do you think it’ll be for me to brush off an email saying such things? To answer that question, I have a ‘delete’ button for my email program that doesn’t prompt me on a message delete. If your flame is as useless as you believe my rants to be, I will simply delete the email. Now that we’ve gotten through with that, let’s skip the stupid name-calling. If you’re going to flame me, go right ahead. Flame to your heart’s delight, just get to the point of your flame instead of wasting my time name-calling something I already know I am.
If you’re going to flame me for my spelling or grammar mistakes, go ahead. If you feel like you need to point out my spelling and grammar mistakes to give yourself the edge in being right about what you say, feel free. I’ll just make the corrections in the spelling or grammar and move on.
If you’re going to say ANY kinda opinion, it’s best you give a reason for writing what you wrote or you’ll be ignored. If something offends you, you better specifically tell me why. Something like ‘I was offended about your swastika rant because I’m Jewish’ DOES NOT counts as a reason to me. That’s you assuming I already know what the reason to your flame is in the first place. I probably won’t figure it out because I’m really stupid and am a pathetic person trying to sound smart by trying to write witty rants when, in truth, my rants are the inane words of an idiot.
Oh yeah, before you say some bullshit that I should get a life instead of wasting my time writing rants, let it be known that you read my rant, a rant which you believe to be a waste of time. Ooh, it takes far shorter of a time for you to read my rant than for me to write it? That’s true, but you’re still wasting time. Just because you’re wasting less time doesn’t make you any better than myself. If I make some joke about 9/11 and you laugh, it’s YOUR opinion that you’re not as bad as me for laughing at said joke than actually telling it. Heh, now that I think about it, since you’re flaming me, you’re wasting extra time above reading my rants.
Let it be known that my hobby is writing. Do you know what that means? Not only do I enjoy what I write, but I also don’t consider what I do a waste of time. If you point it out that what I write is a waste of time, you look no better than myself since you read my rant. Oh, you didn’t bother to read to the end? Ah, you wasted LESS TIME reading my rant which puts you in the clear from being a person that WASTES TIME like you believe I do. Also, your opinions that my hobby suck or is a waste of time is YOUR opinion. Remember that I mentioned at the beginning of my page that my site is a creative outlet for me, my rants along with it? How the FUCK do you expect me to release my CREATIVE energy by doing something OTHER than doing something CREATIVE?! If you think doing something else, be it playing games or reading a book, will be my creative outlet, you’re wrong. Doing something non-creative just distracts me. Eventually, I will need a creative outlet and will, once again, write more rants or more videos/podcast.
Oh yeah, I’m going to post up all flames I get. If you’re going to flame me, you better remove your email address because I will post it up in its entirety. People like reading hate-mail and this page is for entertainment value.
After reading all of this and you feel the need to flame me. Go right ahead.
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| i love my gf |
[16 Jan 2006|09:27pm] |
jesse meadows
pinkprank.com connecting people :)
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| WYSIWYG EDITOR; a rant about livejournal and its users |
[02 Jan 2006|10:13am] |
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This is perfect for lazy people like me.what you see is what you get WYSIWYG is so great no codes/tags to worry about.. well anyways, i love it when people takes me very seriously even this live journal.did you know that the makers of live journal is also the one behind pinkprank.com's old portal (you can see the portal on ralph.blogs.com). i have nothing against LJ and Six Apart, its just me, myself and i love to take take a satirical look on everything especially the pop culture! the question is why would you let the whole world know about your personal life??? well i really dont care seriously i really dont care! im sorry if she doesnt like you and its really not worth it if you still want to kill yourself. ooops! you forget to take your prescription eh? yes, let the whole world know that youre bf is cheating on you, im sure you get all the sympathy.
Once again, i love Six Apart they have been a part of pinkprank for 2 years, we used two of their products Typepad and Movable Type but not Live journal, I have a strong dislike to LiveJournal, which verges on irrational. I
don't read any of them. I'd rather people talked to me about the
interesting things in their lives, rather than wrote it down and
expected me to read it, and the day-to-day life and moods of most
people are quite uninteresting. now i know u dont shave your balls, ewwww! i love when whiny 16-year-old, upper-middle class suburban teens who have a penchance for the self-described sleeze and heartbreak.
I like livejournal :)
I don't often venture into the world of "whiney 16-year-olds" journals, but i do enjoy reading my friend's blogs.
About everyone I know has an LJ. It's rediculous. I avoided signing up
for one for so long - until it got irritating posting as a guest to all
of my friends accounts, so now I keep one for stuff like that, and
figured I'd post site updates there, but even that has become lax. The
"whiny 16 year old" syndrome is unfortunately not too far off from
being accurate - but you get whiny 21-30 year olds as well. (even 50) It's kind of like myspace. I mean, there's a shelf life for things like this. There's a point when it becomes rediculous.
That said, i'm debating on deleting my myspace account :p but im keeping facebook so i can see my friend's tits!
FYI this is not the first time i ranted about LJ
i also hate scene kids, im an audiophile (youre dumb if you dont know audiophile is, GOOGLE it!) and i support the local scene we also promote local bands. but i just dont like the fad of the scenesters. you all look the same to me! All indie/scene
kids are unique. They are however looking for other indie kids who are
unique in exactly the same way as them - cool, huh? Among the
unique things about indie kids are their haircuts. The square
mainstream observer might mistake the uniform dyed bobs and crops of
indieland as the sinister hairstyles of a clone army hell-bent on
taking over teenage america and making it listen to At The Drive-In.
But such an observer would be a fool. There are crucial differences in
the haircuts. Some are, like, really expensive. i pay like 40-50 for mine but i according to my research using the best search engine (google) it cost like 150-200 to have a rad scenester haircut from james cooper or vidal sasoon.
whats up with wearing a suit??? youre not an executive, you dont own 5 towns in alaska, and you are not my bodyguard (we're still hiring, good benefits) When indie
kids pair off with a cute grrrl or boi (all indie kids are in theory
bisexual, of course. Just don't ask them to do anything about it.) they
tend to treat each other like shit and then write it up on their web
pages ("I am SUCH the geek"). This is because they are very sensitive,
not as the casual observer might have guessed because they are
emotional dwarves with no concept of human interaction outside a
fanzine problem page. You become sensitive by listening to A DESPERATE DEPRESSION a lot.
they also like experimental music like "beck"..hey dude i have an idea!!! my chair makes a really cool noise everytime i move, maybe we can record it and make and experimental music out of it.
I just realized that scene kids are just a different term for GROUPIES!
Hey ralph dagza, youre in a cool band let me suck your cock!
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| Ralph Dagza loves to cuddle! |
[31 Dec 2005|03:24pm] |
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once again im sad, im always sad...
last night was the shit, me and jesse were watching hippos.....soooo sweeet
awwww.
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| the tears of my broken heart |
[27 Dec 2005|04:43pm] |
the tears tasted chicken i was crying yeah
im that emo. so when am i going to kill myself??
now?
yeah i think i should
but i havnt tried the
"knife+wrist" yet?
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